COED: How to perform “The Naked Man.”
1. “You’re on a first date, you’ve had a few drinks and you make an excuse to go up to the girls apartment.”
2. “Once she is out of the room you strip down naked and wait.”
3. “When she gets back, she sees you naked and laughs. She is so charmed by your confidence and bravado she sleeps with you.”
Works 2 out of 3 times!
Except for the part where for him, he’ll have to charm the pants off another dude. (:
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